20-something woman #1: She’s an adult, and she still doesn’t know how to blow dry her own hair!
20-something woman #2: I know! And she looks like shit when she comes into work.
20-something woman #1: It’s absolutely disgusting!
20-something woman #2: Everyone is all wearing makeup and she’s just not!
20-something woman #1: I know it’s not in your job contract to blow dry your hair, but come on!

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