Guy in red com­mu­ni­ty ser­vice jump­suit: You know how they caught me for that? I went back to look at the fire. They said 85% of the peo­ple go back to watch.
Girl in same jump­suit: That makes sense. Cuz I did that be­fore too, but I did­n’t get caught for it.

–Mott & Bleeck­er

Over­heard by: Book­girl