Guy #1, in elevator at criminal courthouse: I don’t understand. Why is it that every time I get arrested and come to court for something I did, they pull me aside and lock me up for something I didn’t do? All I have to do is touch the door of the courthouse and they pull me aside and tell me I robbed the family dollar store! Why would I rob the family dollar?
Guy #2 in elevator: It’s a family! Trying to make a dollar!
Guy #1: Exactly!

–Criminal Courthouse, Brooklyn

Overheard by: NYC Kim