Bored babysit­ter: Suzie*, if Jim­my* kicked you in the head, would you cry?
Suzie*, slow­ly: Yes.
Bored babysit­ter: Then why did you kick him in the head?
Suzie*: Be­cause I want him to cry.
Bored babysit­ter: Fair enough.

–85th St & River­side

Over­heard by: olivia