Conductor: We have eleven cars today. If we only have five cars tomorrow, don’t have short term memory loss and say, “five cars, this happens all the time.”
Hot dog vendor to guys standing behind stand: 100 times I’ve fucked, and have 98 kids.
–Outside Metropolitan Museum of Art
Teen hipster girl to friend : On a scale of one to ten, how many cars are coming?
–33rd St & 8th Ave
Overheard by: Erika
Angry man on cell: Don’t talk to me like that! I’ll leave you! I will leave you! You know how many women there are in this world? (pause) A thousand!
–45th St & 8th Ave
Overheard by: Native Ear