Construction man to Indian restaurant server: Can I get a chicken lo mein?
Server: Uh… That’s Chinese food, this is an Indian food restaurant. The Chinese take-out is next door, but it’s closed.
Construction man to walkie talkie: Hey, Charlie, this is a Thai place and they don’t have chicken lo mein. Want something else instead?
–Indian Restaurant, Brooklyn Bridge
Overheard by: HungryMan