Girl to friend: She has a Shakespeare quote tattooed on her body, so she must be smart.
Overheard by: Lyssa
Middle aged dude to another: That fucken bitch, man. I wish I had her on a t‑shirt instead of on my chest and back.
–Prince & Lafayette
Slightly ghetto white girl on cell: What happens when a bug bites you on your tattoo?
Overheard by: 4‑dumb
Tourist grandmother to eight-year-old granddaughter: Do, do you like mommy’s new neck tattoo? (pause) Yeah, me neither.
Overheard by: Jas