Drunk gay man: I’ve slept with more men than my mom has!

–Ave A

Overheard by: Let his own mom win that contest

Woman to man: I don’t want to be known as the whore of New Yorkers.

–9th Ave & 44th St

Woman on cell: It’s just sex. There’s no way you guys can ever be permanently tied, or anything.

–Macy’s

Preppy, middle-aged woman, about man on iPhone: Who is that whore?

–Bookstore, Brooklyn

Overheard by: ‑she probably said