Drunk gay man: I’ve slept with more men than my mom has!
Overheard by: Let his own mom win that contest
Woman to man: I don’t want to be known as the whore of New Yorkers.
–9th Ave & 44th St
Woman on cell: It’s just sex. There’s no way you guys can ever be permanently tied, or anything.
Preppy, middle-aged woman, about man on iPhone: Who is that whore?
Overheard by: ‑she probably said