Guy trying to sell condoms with Obama on them: Obama condoms, folks! Only $5!
Teenage girl #1: I bet those are good for hard times!
Teenage girl #2: That’s the kind of stimulus package I’m talkin’ bout!
Teenage girl #1: Oh my god! You should get some for you and Bobby!
Teenage girl #2: No way! He’s a Republican! He wouldn’t fuck me for a whole week if I asked him to wear one!!
Overheard by: i bought 2 of those.