Wannabe Jew: Sh­pre­hen ze Deutche?
Re­li­gious Jew: Huh?
Wannabe Jew: Is­n’t that how you say “do you speak Yid­dish?” in Yid­dish?
Re­li­gious Jew: No.
(wannabe Jew looks around and walks away)

–Brook­lyn Pub­lic Li­brary