Comedian guy with flyer: Girl, you have some sexy nostrils!
Gay man to another: Next Halloween I am going to be a sexy tub of lard.
–Broadway & Spring
20-something hot girl on cell: So, like, Kristin was supposed to go as a water-boarding torture victim, which is hilarious, but then, she like, um, shows up as a *sexy* water-boarding torture victim, which is better than being, like, all gross and frumpy. But come on… that’s not funny.
Creepy old man: When I was was a kid… Coney Island was hot! I mean “sexy.” I mean it was… Bam!
Overheard by: taylor
Girl on cell: It’s really not like a sexy stabbing.
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