Meathead to friend: Yo, you ever ride the monorail from here? It goes from Jamaica to da airports, it’s a pretty cool trip just to see. We should take it quick, you wanna?
Friend: Yo, bro, we’re on a train, you want me to detour all the way to JFK so you can ride the fucking monorail? Yo, how homo are you?


Overheard by: rick