Meat­head to friend: Yo, you ever ride the mono­rail from here? It goes from Ja­maica to da air­ports, it’s a pret­ty cool trip just to see. We should take it quick, you wan­na?
Friend: Yo, bro, we’re on a train, you want me to de­tour all the way to JFK so you can ride the fuck­ing mono­rail? Yo, how ho­mo are you?

–LIRR

Over­heard by: rick