Frazzled mother to young child: Hurry. Hurry. Look, the monster is going to get you if you don’t walk faster!

–Queens Mall

Mother to small child: If you eat your two pieces of chicken, I’ll give you a raisin.

–College Point Shopping Center

Overheard by: Yesenia

Mom speaking to son: Sweetie, do I look like a eggbeater?

–Waterside Plaza

Woman on bus to child with large hearing aid: Sit down properly! Are you listening to me?

–M23 Bus

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Mother to whiny toddler: I can’t listen to you anymore! I fear for both of us.

–15^th St & University Place

Overheard by: Sarah M.