Exasperated mother: C’mon, we’re going to be late.
Hyperactive boy: No! We have to wait for daddy!
Exasperated mother: What? Your father’s in Philly.
Hyperactive boy: My other daddy!
Exasperated mother: Who, Bob?
Hyperactive Boy: No, Gary!

–1 Train

Overheard by: Mommy’s Been Busy