Ran­dom la­dy to preg­nant In­di­an woman: It’s a girl… Girls make your ass look huge.
Preg­nant In­di­an woman: Oh… But, it’s a boy, I just went to doc­tor.
Ran­dom la­dy: Did your doc­tor see your huge ass?

–Corte­ly­ou Rd, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Tay­lor