20-something man on cell: I just bought another Transformers t‑shirt. That means I am one Transformers t‑shirt away from being able to only wear Transformers t‑shirts.

–9th Ave & 45th St

Overheard by: Serena

Male art teacher: What’s wrong with chiffon? If I were home right now, I would be wearing chiffon.

–Hunter College High School

Bar owner to college kid wearing suit: Look atchu all dressed up. What, are you goin’ on a game show or somethin?

–Citi Bar

Overheard by: Lulu

20-something girl on cell: You should’ve known when you liked his clothes that he was going to be overly emotional. No one who dresses that good can hold it all together.

–Locker Room, Crunch Gym

Guy to group of friends: Yeah, so I said to him, “Mike, it’s a problem when you wearin’ the same clothes as your daughter.’ ”

–5th Ave & 14th St

Overheard by: Sue