Wide-eyed woman on cell: Is it the drugs that are doing this to me?
–St Mark’s & Ave A
Guy going superfast on a bike with eyes closed and feet on handlebars: Oh, man, I’m trippin’! Oh, god, I’m shroomin’!
Professor: Take that Ritalin-Scotch-heroin cocktail… With a pop-tart!
Overheard by: Denali
Flyer guy: Anyone want to help support my drug habit?
Girl with group of friends: You can be a responsible drug addict… I had two jobs and went to college.
–Jane & 4th St
Overheard by: M Tod
Barnard girl: So my grandparents gave me one of those Visa gift card things for $50 for Valentine’s Day… What the fuck am I going to spend $50 on, if it’s not drugs?
–The Diana Center, Barnard College
Stephen Colbert, after flubbing a line during filming: I’m high. (audience laughs) Don’t blog that!
–Colbert Report Studios, 54th St
Overheard by: Allison