Wide-eyed woman on cell: Is it the drugs that are do­ing this to me?

–St Mark’s & Ave A

Guy go­ing su­per­fast on a bike with eyes closed and feet on han­dle­bars: Oh, man, I’m trip­pin’! Oh, god, I’m shroomin’!

–De­lancey St

Pro­fes­sor: Take that Ri­tal­in-Scotch-hero­in cock­tail… With a pop-tart!

–Pratt In­sti­tute

Over­heard by: De­nali

Fly­er guy: Any­one want to help sup­port my drug habit?

–Times Square

Girl with group of friends: You can be a re­spon­si­ble drug ad­dict… I had two jobs and went to col­lege.

–Jane & 4th St

Over­heard by: M Tod

Barnard girl: So my grand­par­ents gave me one of those Visa gift card things for $50 for Valen­tine’s Day… What the fuck am I go­ing to spend $50 on, if it’s not drugs?

–The Di­ana Cen­ter, Barnard Col­lege

Stephen Col­bert, af­ter flub­bing a line dur­ing film­ing: I’m high. (au­di­ence laughs) Don’t blog that!

–Col­bert Re­port Stu­dios, 54th St

Over­heard by: Al­li­son