20-some­thing ston­er girl walk­ing in­to room: So… Are you aware that I just had a re­al­ly ex­ten­sive con­ver­sa­tion with your moth­er?
20-some­thing ston­er guy, play­ing GTA: Um… Re­al­ly? … What did you guys talk about?
20-some­thing ston­er girl, se­ri­ous­ly: Michael Jack­son!

–Harlem