Ghet­to dude on phone: Do you know what I could do with that mon­ey? I could get a new pair of pants… or maybe get my hair done.

–Broad­way & 86th St

Girl to an­oth­er: I had this teacher in high school who wore the tight­est pants. Camel toe all the time.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: Gi­an­car­lo

An­noy­ing sober 20-some­thing, re­turn­ing from bath­room: God! I’m so sweaty, it made it re­al­ly hard to pull my pants down.

–Din­er, 3rd Ave

Teenage girl to an­oth­er: He came here to do a con­cert. He prob­a­bly does­n’t want to hear you scream, “Take your pants off!”

–Bat­tery Park