Older woman: Excuse me, have you found a set of keys in here?
Teller: No, ma’am.
Older woman: They’re not mine, they’re a friend’s.
Teller: We haven’t found any.
Older woman: If I lost my keys, I would be upset, and would want the the person who found them to give them back.
Teller: We haven’t found your keys.
Older woman: If they were my keys I would be very upset right now.
Overheard by: Natalie