Creepy hobo: Oh, you got some ice wa­ter, that looks good.
Preschool girl who has just pulled out wa­ter bot­tle: (gives him look)
Preschool teacher: Jas­mine, put your wa­ter away!
Creepy hobo: She just wants some ice wa­ter.
Preschool teacher: Jas­mine, do you know that man? Are you talk­ing to him?
Preschool girl: No, he was talkin’ to me!
Creepy hobo: We was just talkin’ about ice wa­ter, noth­in’ wrong with that.

–N Train

Over­heard by: Na­tal­ie