Stu­dent, about her play: I want the au­di­ence to en­ter through the vagi­na be­fore they sit down.


Guy to younger girl, at in­ter­mis­sion of Spring Awak­en­ing, right af­ter sex scene: So you had to choose this? We could­n’t have gone to see The Lit­tle Mer­maid?

–Eu­gene O’Neill The­atre

Col­lege stu­dent: …ex­act­ly how you’d ex­pect a col­lege ren­di­tion of The Vagi­na Mono­logues to go.


Black guy on cell: It does­n’t mean I’m gay be­cause I’m go­ing to see a play. (pause) It’s for a class… There’s noth­ing wrong with want­i­ng to see a play.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: erkala

20-some­thing guy to friend: Pic­ture it; Fish­sticks: the mu­si­ci­cal!

–63rd St & Broad­way