Guy on cell: Well, I love you. Hit that little Jewish kid in the back of the head, and I love you.
Guy to girl: Yeah, yeah, totally. I love turning nouns into verbs.
–Grahm Ave & Conseleya
Overheard by: Minna
Girlfriend to boyfriend: I love it when you goat me.
–95th St & Broadway
Overheard by: John
Staples manager to coworker: I love these staples!
Overheard by: venniblue
Guy to girlfriend: Reacharound equals love.
–11th St & 3rd Ave