An­gry con­struc­tion work­er to be­fud­dled con­struc­tion work­er: Don’t look at me like that! Don’t say that to me! Go home and fuck my wife, ass­hole!

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Ju­mana

Con­struc­tion work­ing to an­oth­er: Man, I need to get me a bi girl­friend. She’d be lovin’ me, and I’d be lovin’ her friends.

–Colum­bus Cir­cle

Over­heard by: Rich R.

Con­struc­tion work­er, singing: If there’s a skeeter on your Peter/whack it off! (claps twice)

–Wa­ver­ly Place & 5th Ave

Over­heard by: steph

Tough con­struc­tion work­er, un­load­ing van: Yo, I was up til like 2 am watchin’ Scoo­by Doo Where Are You!

–Hum­boldt & With­ers

Over­heard by: francesca

Con­struc­tion work­er, star­ing up at con­struc­tion sky­scraper: It’s all twist­ed. It’s go­ing to come down.

–Williams St

Over­heard by: Sonya