Angry construction worker to befuddled construction worker: Don’t look at me like that! Don’t say that to me! Go home and fuck my wife, asshole!
Overheard by: Jumana
Construction working to another: Man, I need to get me a bi girlfriend. She’d be lovin’ me, and I’d be lovin’ her friends.
Overheard by: Rich R.
Construction worker, singing: If there’s a skeeter on your Peter/whack it off! (claps twice)
–Waverly Place & 5th Ave
Overheard by: steph
Tough construction worker, unloading van: Yo, I was up til like 2 am watchin’ Scooby Doo Where Are You!
–Humboldt & Withers
Overheard by: francesca
Construction worker, staring up at construction skyscraper: It’s all twisted. It’s going to come down.
Overheard by: Sonya