Star­bucks barista: Sor­ry, we’re all out of ba­nanas. Would you like to try some­thing else?
Beach bum tan­ning girl: But I nev­er drink any­thing from here that does­n’t have ba­nanas.
Star­bucks barista: Well, we have some ba­nanas in the back, but they still look green.
Beach bum tan­ning girl, clear­ly con­fused: If they’re green on the out­side, does that mean they’re green on the in­side too?

–Star­bucks, Stat­en Is­land

Over­heard by: Jacque­line Battaglia