Starbucks barista: Sorry, we’re all out of bananas. Would you like to try something else?
Beach bum tanning girl: But I never drink anything from here that doesn’t have bananas.
Starbucks barista: Well, we have some bananas in the back, but they still look green.
Beach bum tanning girl, clearly confused: If they’re green on the outside, does that mean they’re green on the inside too?
–Starbucks, Staten Island
Overheard by: Jacqueline Battaglia