Young lady: Stupid people have more fun!

–Chrystie & Housten

Overheard by: Probably True…

Middle age woman to young woman pushing stroller: Well, this is a stupid place for a stroller!

–Times Square

Overheard by: Would the street be safer?

Oversized hip-hop boyfriend to undersized girlfriend: I’m being stupid for your benefit.

–Duane Reade

Woman buying ibuprofen: It’s not a virus. My mother’s got a headache from everyone being stupid.

–Inwood

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Girl smoking on the sidewalk to smoking friend: He’s perfect. Except that he’s kind of dumb. But he’s perfect!

–34th St & Madison Ave

Overheard by: Katface