Guy sell­ing Oba­ma con­doms: Yes, you can… get laid! Don’t do the big ap­ple with­out pro­tec­tion. Oba­ma con­doms, get them here!
Frumpy South­ern tourist la­dy: Oh my god! They are ac­tu­al­ly con­doms. That is my Pres­i­den­t’s face. It does not be­long on a con­dom.

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Sam