Guido #1: Yo, girl, wassup, wassup?
Pretty Asian girl, walking briskly: I don’t want your services.
Guido #1: I don’t got no services. Whachu talkin bout, services? Psh!
Guido #2: Yo, you would service her.
Guido #1: Yeah, bro, I would totally service her!

–22nd St & Broadway

Overheard by: Ilikecandy