Gui­do #1: Yo, girl, was­sup, was­sup?
Pret­ty Asian girl, walk­ing briskly: I don’t want your ser­vices.
Gui­do #1: I don’t got no ser­vices. Whachu talkin bout, ser­vices? Psh!
Gui­do #2: Yo, you would ser­vice her.
Gui­do #1: Yeah, bro, I would to­tal­ly ser­vice her!

–22nd St & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Ilike­can­dy