Girl #1: Hey, if you were dating someone new and then they told you on, like, the third date or whatever that they had genital herpes, would you continue dating them? I mean, like, would you sleep with someone like that?
Girl #2: I don’t know. Maybe. I mean, I feel like a lot of people who have herpes don’t even know it, so the fact that they told you probably means they’re responsible enough to get checked, and they, like, know how to take care of it and everything. In a weird way you may be less likely to get it from them than from someone who never mentions herpes at all.
Girl #1: That’s interesting. I think I could do it if, like, I saw myself marrying them. Cause then I wouldn’t have to worry about getting it and giving it to someone else. We could just get married, be in love, and be happy together, and grow old with each other, and with herpes.
Girl #2, seriously: That’s so romantic.
–American Apparel, Chelsea
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