Squeaky blonde: When I feel like that after drinking too much I just totally stick my finger down my throat. I don’t wake up with a hangover, and it saves calories too!

–Blarney Rock Pub

Overheard by: Ant928

Dumpy middle aged lady: I haven’t lost any weight, but I’m still alive. So… I’m pretty proud of myself.

–Union Square

Girl: You should have to pay by the calorie. That’d make people less fat.

–Chipotle, Broadway

Overheard by: Confabulation Nation

Five-year-old boy to mom: Hey, mom, this energy drink has 10 calories less then the Monster drink!

–7‑Eleven

Overheard by: CatVonD

NYU student: You know when you’re on a diet, and you wash your face with apricot cleanser? It smells so good that you just want to, like, eat it!

–Washington Square Park

Overheard by: melbert