Gangsta retail guy: So this party last night was for real, totally got blasted, couldn’t even wake up this morning…
Gay retail guy: I’d come to one of your parties, but all you guys do is get wasted.
Gangsta retail guy: Yeah, I’d go to one of your parties too, but all you guys do is fuck each other.

–Target, Bronx

Overheard by: Good Craic