Are You Hitting on Me, Sir? Guy: Do you have any Irish Spring soap? Cashier: No, I don't know what that is. Guy: Irish Spring soap! To wash your balls with! Don't you wash your balls? –Grocery, Flatbush Ave Overheard by: Diana Posted 2010-09-12 Quote Balls, Brooklyn, Cashiers, Cleanliness, Customers, Grocery Stores, Health and Hygiene, Shopping I Want a Divorce.I Want a Divorce.