Ghetto girl to group of friends: And I was just like “Oh my god! No, she didn’t! Not with that nose!”
Guy: You could fry an egg on her stomach.
–Union Square Green Market
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
Indian cougar: I just like the feeling of a nice hard young male body.
Overheard by: Dj bj
Woman showing pictures on camera: And this is da one where I’m givin’ him da deaf eyes…
Overheard by: Cass
Woman on cell: Never once have I opened my legs to anyone… besides you.
Overheard by: Matt Martin
Teen to friend: They said it wouldn’t be fair for me to fight her cause she ain’t got no fingers.
–Outside Erasmus High School