Pretty, straight girl: Ohmigod, this is delicious! Try it!
Gay guy at bar: Ohmigod, I hope I don’t give you herpes!
Pretty, straight girl: I’ll be so mad if you give me herpes.
–Alta Restaurant
Pretty, straight girl: Ohmigod, this is delicious! Try it!
Gay guy at bar: Ohmigod, I hope I don’t give you herpes!
Pretty, straight girl: I’ll be so mad if you give me herpes.
–Alta Restaurant
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist
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