20-something dude to another: It’s so hard to get laid in this city before 11 pm!
Hottie: I am in New York City. You need to make $250,000 to live like a white person.
–28th & 29th
Overheard by: A black person from Chicago
20-something male to female: So you’d better be prepared. It’s like the Times Square of New York.
–16th St & Union Square
Overheard by: Annie B
Middle-aged Hispanic dude to Indian salesperson: This is New York City. Nobody’s gonna kill you, okay?
Young gay man: That’s what I hate about New York City. It’s such a fucking small town.
–14th St & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: molls