Street fair psy­chic to soror­i­ty girls walk­ing by: Hel­lo, ladies. Can I in­ter­est you in a psy­chic read­ing? Tarot cards? Palm read­ing?
Soror­i­ty girl: I’m sor­ry, I don’t be­lieve in psy­chics.
Street fair psy­chic: Well, I don’t be­lieve in you!

–Union Square