Hobo, leer­ing at big-boobed girl’s shirt: Did you know that Michael Jack­son owned the Bea­t­les mu­sic?
Rock­er chick: Yeah, he owned the cat­a­log.
Hobo: No, he owned the mu­sic! I’m say­ing he owned the mu­sic!

–57th St & 1st Ave

Over­heard by: Just try­ing to buy a cup­cake…