Moth­er to tween daugh­ter, smil­ing: So I heard you saw a porn film with Tina* and her moth­er?
Daugh­ter: Yeah, we went in­to Bruno and de­cid­ed to leave af­ter five min­uets.
Moth­er: What did you end up do­ing?
Daugh­ter: We saw Ice Age in­stead.

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Over­heard by: Car­rie