Rite Aide work­er #1: Yo, where are the keys?
Rite Aide work­er #2: They’re in my pock­et… Jeez!
(Rite Aide work­er #1 takes keys out of #2’s pant pock­et)
Rite Aide work­er #2: Don’t vi­o­late me!
Rite Aide work­er #1: You know you like it.

–Rite Aide, Car­rol Gar­dens