Girl to boyfriend: Two years ago I saw your penis under a bright blue light. And it was small.
Black guy to black friend: Her father does not want his daughter marrying someone from another race. What, is he scared that the kid will come out black and have a big nose? I’ll tell you one thing–he’ll have a big dick.
–Bowery & 1st St
Overheard by: Zach B
Man to girl beside him: Mine isn’t that big. But it’s big enough for what I need it for.
–6th Ave & 9th St
Girl to friend: He had a big penis. It scared me.
Overheard by: s0uthard
Young teenage boy to another: You’re telling me you have an 8.5 inch dick and you don’t touch it?
Overheard by: zaarah