Woman on cell: Yeah, today’s his wedding. I thought about driving seven hours through the snowstorm to go, but then I realized that it’s his third wedding, he has two kids, and he’s marrying some woman who’s pregnant and married to someone else, so I decided to fuck that shit and stay in the city.
–6th Ave & Bleecker St
Overheard by: office peon
30-something guy on cell: Your dad told you, your brother told you, I told you… Not to get married.
–Upper West Side
Woman: We may or may not still be married. I mean, I signed the papers but I don’t know if they were ever filed.
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
Woman screaming at embarrassed guy: We have to figure this out! You can’t be married to two women at once!
–Chambers & Broadway
Overheard by: Jack