Alcoholism: The Universal Language. Gay guy: Day drinking today was so good. Female friend: Yeah, I love day drinking. Gay guy: I want to make day drinking into a job. Passerby, walking the opposite way: Hey, me too! (all high five, then proceed onwards) –14th St & Ave A Posted 2010-10-15 Quote Alphabet City, Drinking & Drunk People, Fag Hags, Friends, Jobs & Careers, Queer guys, Strangers, Wishes & desires …And You'd Better Use Some SAT Adjectives.…And You'd Better Use Some SAT Adjectives.