Prep­py white girl, about friend’s shirt: I wan­na par­ty like a rock star!
Punk guy friend: So you want to play a show, shoot up hero­in, fuck a stranger, then do it all again in an­oth­er state the next night?
Prep­py white girl: I don’t wan­na fuck strangers!

–Queens­boro Plaza

Over­heard by: diex-ro­man­tic