Small white chick: I’m so horny. All I can think is, “pe­nis pe­nis pe­nis pe­nis.“
Large black gay friend: I know how you feel. That’s me, con­stant­ly.
Small white chick: Well, it’s al­so me. So I guess we’re in the same boat. The same pe­nis-shaped boat.
Large black gay friend: Big, hard, black pe­nis-shaped boat.
Small white chick: That’s us. We’re in that boat.
Large black gay friend: Is it a mo­tor­boat?!
Small white chick: Yes! Of course!
Large black gay friend: Yay!
Small white chick: It is a pe­nis-boat, af­ter all.
Large black gay friend: We’re soooo horny… It’s kin­da gross.

–23rd St & 3rd Ave

Over­heard by: Penis­boat