Guy to girl: All I know about your baby is that as long as it’s in your stomach, it’s not gonna be underfed. I wouldn’t be surprised if it came out with a chicken wing in its mouth.
–MacDougal & 3rd St
Overheard by: Jaco
Older hipster man, in front of organic section: So these eggs are tortured chicks, and these are non-tortured chicks… Hmmm…
–Fairmay Market, Red Hook
Overheard by: RStein
Black guy: Yo, black guy! Where is the nearest place I can get fried chicken? I want some fried chicken and grape soda!
Random guy on escalator: Fuck anime, I can’t wait for that juicy buffalo chicken sandwich.
Overheard by: Chris Coll
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