Mom to small children: Well, we all have parts. And these parts talk to our bodies and tell us we are a boy or a girl. And sometimes these parts get confused.
–Washington Square East
20-something girl to male friend: You’re a dirty girl! You’re a dirty girl! You’re a dirty girl!
Overheard by: TR
Mother to gender-transitioning son, questioning plans for surgery: Are you a boy trapped in a girl’s body? I’m getting a face lift, and it’s because I’m a young person trapped in an old person’s body.
–39th & 9th
Man in yellow and green track suit and aviator sunglasses: Nah, I can’t go. That’s when I’m having my breast reduction.
Overheard by: Ems
Teenage boy: I don’t wanna be on that block, son! I know too many trannies on that block!
–Bedford & Grove
Overheard by: How many is too many?
Guy on cell, leaving message: Hello, Dave. This is your mother.
–Tisch School of the Arts
Overheard by: Bruce Lee
Teen boy: Fear me, I have vaginitis!
–Staten Island Ferry
Overheard by: Jingles