Girl #1: I used to wear a cross, but then one time some­body was like, “you cant wear a cross–you drink!
Girl #2: Did you tell them that Je­sus drank?
Girl #1: I should have! Je­sus was so down to par­ty!
Girl #2: Bitch, if you turn wa­ter in­to wine, you are the par­ty.

–Ford­ham Uni­ver­si­ty