Skin­ny guy in bad 90s jeans: I have to find out what that stu­pid bas­tard said!
Fat guy: What guy are you talk­ing about?
Skin­ny guy in bad 90s jeans: No, I’m talk­ing about my wife!

–3rd Ave & Ov­ing­ton, Bay Ridge

Over­heard by: Ohioan stuck in Brook­lyn