Alt girl: So his sec­ond cousin is al­so his dad. That’s fuck­ing mashed up.

–Times Square

Teen girl: You sure it’s his, right? He did­n’t take his cock out or nuthin’?

–Laun­dry room, 108th & 2nd

Over­heard by: CK Allen

Chick: Yeah, so I’ve been mak­ing out with my step­cousin late­ly.

–Coney Is­land

Over­heard by: Kam Truhn