Eight-year old boy, bare­ly au­di­bly: Do you have any kid’s shoes?
Mid­dle aged clerk: Do I have sex? (pause) Well…
Eight-year old boy, slight­ly more au­di­bly: Naw, do you have any kid’s shoes?
Mid­dle aged clerk: Kids? Yes. I’ve got one 24 and one 19. I know they’re not re­al­ly kids, but they still seem like it to me.
Eight-year-old boy: Naw, naw! (loud­ly) I said “do you have any kid’s shoes?”

–Shoe Store, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Ere­mi